have a kitchen selfie of my gross hair
i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense
actually no, i think it’s for the best, pluto was a fucking nerd planet and i don’t want it in my solar system
dude are you the sun or something
"I think falling in love is always a surprise." - Josh Dallas
i asked my dad to take me to mcdonalds and he said “hold on im busy” but all hes doing is watching youtube videos of people fighting at walmart on black friday
Like I’ve never gotten a sunburn in my life.
how about now
Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
I’ll say that again.
A guy came up to me
and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”
[The Magic Begins] a Harry Potter Challenge:
Day 26 - A really emotional scene/moment. » Cedric’s Death
do you ever just get a vibe that someone has a crush on you and then you’re not sure if they actually do or if you’re just really really self-absorbed